Dec 27 2008
Shakespeare’s mistress is a classic beyond the norm (Dedicated to Abby)
Archived from November 18, 2008
“Sonnet 130″ by William Shakespeare
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
To all those who have ever been in love with an “average” woman or have realized a person is special beyond his or her looks, station in life, or bank account - this piece is for you. In a railing and ardently Outskirtish protest of the romanticism of the poetry of his time, Shakespeare’s mistress is real to her core with wiry hair which mangles her visage and a voice that could only be loved by those who love her (and possibly William Hung of American Idol fame).
She is certainly no crooner:
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
Her complexion appears to be deep and dark:
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
…I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
…and her grace all but missing but her love remains steadfast, though her beauty is merely fleeting:
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
Here’s to real and true love without limits!
Love from the Outskirts!
